A series of illustrations that serve as a companion piece to a 20-page script that I had to do instead of a legitimate final for a summer class.
Children are old people and old people are children. The comparison has been made before, I just wanted to reiterate it for the sake of giving this bizarre 3-year-old a combover.
Also, semi-inspired by all those game grumps fanimated videos where Jon has this face setup all the time.
I guess I’m just going to do all my gifs through imgur now. Tumblr can be such a butt.
Anyway, this is a little animation for a friend of mine who just turned 21. There aren’t any names in it, so use it for your own friends’ birthdays if you so desire.
I made this because I see a lot of self-loathing horseshit on Tumblr. Whatever, dude. I’m here to have a gooood tiiiiiime.
Still the most important video on the entire internet don’t kid yourself by thinking otherwise
with great power comes no responsibility
this machine makes the most satisfying noises in existence
Can I buy this? I’m willing to pay hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for it. And I need it, too. I need it for my enemies Look, I just need it, okay?

Two sharks discussing “the game” during a lunch break.
(Not a sports game, but the film “The Game” starring Michael Douglas & directed by David Fincher)
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve heard The Game referenced and been continually amused.
The Duke is featuring jank online now and they asked me to do a gif version of my cartoon.
So here it is: a gif version of my cartoon.

When I think of birthday cakes, I think of them as blue, for some reason. Can’t say I’ve ever had a blue birthday cake, or even a cake with whatever color scheme Tumblr decided to change this gif’s to.
But I have had pink candles. Living the dream one day at a time.







